There are a lot of real penises in the world, so one would think that there is little reason to build things that look like them - or for nature to create more things that closely resemble them...but that is not the case! Here is our list of ten things that look like a penis. 1) President Bush 2) A weather map with a strangely phallic area of percipitation 3) Some strange underwater creature (jellyfish? Squid?) 4) A naked mole rat 5) The Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida 6) A drive-in movie sign 7) A desk chair that apparently doubles as a giant foam penis 8) An LGPA golfer and her phallic trophy...how ironic! 9)Unknown building being constructed 10) A natural formation of rock, that gives new meaning to the phrase 'rock hard'.