In the name of fairness - we now bring you the our list of ten things that look like a female’s “private area”. I say “private area” because if I didn’t say that, this site would suddenly jump into dirtyville on some internet rankings, and we don’t live in dirtyville so anyway - here that are...

1) Dick Cheney’s mouth 2) They ‘Eye of Sauron’ 3)Jabba-The-Hutt’s grotesque mouth 4) A lemon 5) The knot in a tree trunk 6) What would a woo-woo list be without a Georgia O’Keefe painting 7) Some rock and moss (no, not Kate Moss) 8) One of those hideous ‘bugs’ from ‘Starship Troopers’ 9) Another Georgia O’Keefe painting because we are getting desperate 10)The forehead of Jason Alexander’s alien in his ‘Star Trek’ guest appearance...