Hollywood--Reports today from around Hollywood have confirmed what many around the country had already come to believe - actress Alyssa Milano is actaully a plastic robot, able to move and talk in an almost-human fashion.

"It doesn't surprise me at all," said a fan from just outside the Warner Brothers television studio. "She has that vacant and shinny look that makes you think...android."

Apparently Ms. Milano was replaced by the "Manequin Milano" about three years ago. After the switch (by parties unknown) Ms. Milano's career continued unharmed like the silicone-driven juggernaut that it is. Reports from the set of Alyssa's hit show 'Charmed' say that the robot has never been a problem on set, and always delivers the wooden dialogue with perfect pitch.

"She looks perfect in a kind of creepy way. Like one of those 'real' latex sex dolls," confided one of the show's staffers.

For the moment, the whereabouts of the actual flesh and bone version of Ms. Milano are unknown. It remains unclear as to whether the actress was replaced by a plastic version willingly or through some nefarious means.