New York--What started out as a generous act of accomodation between a Hollywood star and some fans turned into tragedy at a New York Mets game last night.
Alyssa Milano, the buxom beauty from TV's 'Charmed', answered the pleading of some nearby fans and agreed to pose for a picture, when a cool night breeze suddenly caused Ms. Milano's nipples to become erect. The actress stumbled and fell onto one of the men posing for the photograph, tragically impaling the gentleman on her over-sized nipples.
"It was like watching a train wreck," said one shaken nearby fan. "She just tripped and fell sideways and the fan didn't try to stop her falling into his chest. He was smiling and then there was this horrible, sharp squishing noise and his face went pale."
Ms. Milano was rushed from the scene by security shortly before emergency medical personnel arrived. She is said to be devastated.