Los Angeles--Rising young actress Amanda Bynes has been sticken with a horrible infection. An infection that sources have revealed is, in fact, the bite of a werewolf.

As the photo above reveals, the once beautiful actress now closely resembles a puffy-faced, hairy drunk man. "She is well on her way to a full-blown werewolf infection," says infectious disease specialist Howard Selleman. "There is a werewolf colony in Northern California, so it is quite possible that was where she was bitten," Mr. Selleman continued. He added that Ms. Bynes will soon be fully covered in hair and be a brutal, meat-eating wild animal, like Jim Belushi.