LOST MAD MAX FOOTAGE DISCOVERED IN MEL GIBSON'S BEARD
Northern California -- Lost film footage from the post-apocalyptic classic "Mad Max" was discovered yesterday in the film's star, Mel Gibson's, beard. Gibson, who went on to fame and fortune after starring in the low-budget Australian action picture, is also well-known for his controversial, ultraconservative religious beliefs, as well as directing the film "The Passion of the Christ".
Mr. Gibson, who now sports a "Moses-like" beard, was said to be showering for the first time in several months when the noise of water hitting metal startled the actor. His sudden movement jarred loose a film reel that contained lost footage from the "Mad Max" film. We have acquired an exclusive frame which has been reproduced above.
Mr. Gibson has not commented on how the film came to reside in his facial hair, and a spokesperson for the actor said no comment would be forthcoming.
HALLMARK RECALLS OFFENSIVE HOLIDAY ORNAMENT 'Triumph of the Will' Series Raises Uproar
This could probably happen...maybe it already has!??? (cue ominous music)..
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MORE FROM THE GREATEST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY BOOK OF ALL TIME! The Bible Has Answers For Every Social Problem A Teenager Might Face!!
More from the utterly absurd book titled "Questions Young People Ask. Answers That Work." My all-time best garage sale find. For more from this book go to our Funny Book page.
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EVEN MORE OF THE GAME THAT PUTS THE "AB" IN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL
Click on the image to begin the process of witnessing perfection...
CELEBRITY HARD TIMES 2: KIRSTIE ALLEY WORKING AS SCARECROW 'Fat Actress' Working In Field Scaring Birds
Islesboro, Maine--Comedic actress and personal zipcode, Kirstie Alley, has fallen on hard times since the cancellation of her 'Fat Actress' Showtime series.
The horrifying-looking actress has been forced to work as a scarecrow in local fields near her island home in Islesboro, Maine, where she has been an instant success.
"I haven't had a single problem with birds since we put 'er up!" says island farmer Wayne Colby. Ms. Alley's publicist refused comment except to say that the actress was 'gamefully employed, healthy and happy'.
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MUTATING Young Star Now Resembles Veiny Star Trek Alien
LONDON--There is now photographic evidence that Harry Potter actor, Daniel Radcliffe, is in the process of mutating into some weird, pale, glowing, red-lipped, enormous-skulled alien.
The photo above shows Mr. Radcliffe at a movie premiere with his young co-star, Katie Leung. We have taken the liberty of placing a picture of the famed Star Trek alien "Talosian" next to Mr. Radcliffe, to illustrate how remarkable the transformation is. We would like to stress that this photo has not been doctored in any way.
ANOTHER new entry in "Guess That Boob!" today. Click on the image above and scroll down to see the latest entries and give it a try...Today's hint - she killed a lot of things...on TV...
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A new entry in "Guess That Boob!" today. Click on the image above and scroll down to see the latest entries and give it a try...Today's hint - she is not foreign, but she did play a foreigner...
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10 BIG-ASS PIECES OF FOOD Don't Look At This With A Full Stomach
Yes, big is the American way. So we have gathered 10 of the biggest food creations of the last few years. Yes, that is a CRANE lifting the baker to the top of the big wedding cake (#4). And yes, the Chinese have over-taken us and created the world’s biggest ice cream cake (#9). My personal favorite is the giant lollipop that lloks like a Kong-sized fly swatter, that the folks at Jolly Rancher created (#1). And by the way, I have eaten a burger the size of #5...my colon has never been the same...
I think the news media has it all wrong when they reported that a possibly- intoxicated Britney Spears slipped and almost dropped her infant son. Is it just me or is that kid HUGE for his age? I think Britney's arm just gave out from carrying the 85-pound baby from the restaurant to the curb....
