Washington--Several sources inside the Department of Defense have confirmed that a "working group" has been mobilized within the department to study the possible development of a chemical weapon that would involve spraying an entire population with phermones cloned from Britney Spears' do-nothing husband, Kevin Federline.

Apparently, after reviewing several photos on the internet like those pictured above, Defense Secretary and nappy-dresser Donald Rumsfeld declared the 'Federline Project' a top priority.

"Look what that guy has achieved in the space of just a couple of years!" the secretary exclaimed to nearby staff. "If we could produce a highly-concentrated version of whatever this creep is giving off, we could spray it over a city like Havanah, and be ready to take over in a week or two!"

Staff members claim that Rumsfeld has become obsessed with the project, and Ms. Spears' hit "Oops, I Did It Again" can be heard playing over and over again in his office the past few weeks.