HOLLYWOOD--In a stunning development sure to have major repercussions on her career, Christine Aguilera's right breast escaped from the tortuous confinement of her continually absurd clothing, during a movie premiere last night.

The photo above captures the seconds before the breast fully escaped the garment and rolled through the stunned crowd to freedom. In the photo, the right breast can clearly be seen rising a full 8 inches higher than the left breast.

Stunned on-lookers watched as the breast popped free and made a quick escape, and a clearly distraught Ms. Aguilera could be heard crying "What am I supposed to do with just one?!"

As of the writing of this article, the right breast has already gotten an agent, signed a recording contract with BMG music, and is fielding offers from big time producers like Sean Combs and Jelly-Fat.