LONDON--There is now photographic evidence that Harry Potter actor, Daniel Radcliffe, is in the process of mutating into some weird, pale, glowing, red-lipped, enormous-skulled alien.
The photo above shows Mr. Radcliffe at a movie premiere with his young co-star, Katie Leung. We have taken the liberty of placing a picture of the famed Star Trek alien "Talosian" next to Mr. Radcliffe, to illustrate how remarkable the transformation is. We would like to stress that this photo has not been doctored in any way.