Wyoming-- In a stunning development that seems to have caught the usually tightly-controlled White House by surprise, Vice President Dick Cheney grabbed a baby from a crowd, and devoured the child before the crowd of horrified onlookers who had gathered to hear the Vice President give a speech in his home state of Wyoming.

Bystander Harold Wilson Said he heard the Vice President "Mumbling something about a pact with the devil and a need for innocent blood," before eating the as-of-yet unidentified 3-month-old infant.

At this time the White House has no comment. .