HOLLYWOOD-- "Desperate Housewives" star and Loreal spokeswoman, Eva Longoria, has been cast to play actor Johnny Depp in a new biopic set to air in 2007 on the USA cable Channel.

The actress who was recently photographed looking decidedly plain and makeup free, bears a remarkable resemblance to the "Pirates of the Caribbean" star.

"We are confident that Eva has the acting chops, low voice, strong jaw and rugged good looks to play Mr. Depp," said USA Network spokesperson Hal Cochran.

Ms. Longoria's representatives failed to return calls, but did release the following statement: "Eva is delighted to take on this new, challenging role. She has always been a big fan of Mr. Depp, and this role will show her fans, and others, that she is unafraid to embrace new roles that move away from the 'glamour' roles she has had in the past, and allow people to appreciate her for the ugly, horse-faced midget she is."