Los Angeles, California -- A recent phoograph of pop singer and media celebrity Jessica Simpson has caused dismay and concern regarding the singer's health.

The photograph (printed above) shows the singer at a restaurant clutching an enormous yellow purse. What at first glance just seemed like a bad fashion choice actually reveals an alarming physical condition - Ms. Simpson is shrinking.

In fact, Just Not Trying Anymore has learned exclusively, that the yellow purse in question is in fact an accessory for a Barbie doll and the maroon background is, in fact, a tablecloth. Jessica Simpson is little more than 5 inches tall by our latest calculation.

Ms. Simpson's publicist refused comment, and her agent would neither confirm nor deny reports that Ms. Simpson had been rushed to a local hospital in a shoebox.