Los Angeles -- Current "It" girl, Jessica Alba, was caught by paparazzi leaving a local beach with her boyfriend and her dog. Apparently Ms. Alba became infuriated when her newly-acquired pooch defecated on the beach, and decided she would teach the dog a lesson by "releaseing a log or two" onto the confused puppy.

A witness at the scene said her heard the beautiful actress yelling at the dog. "She said 'You damn little craper! I'll give you a taste of your own medicine,' and jumped up on this rock and squated," said fellow beachgoer, William Hardt.

Ms. Alba's boyfriend, Cash Warren, then intervened, physically preventing the act by placing his hand over Ms. Alba's buttocks.

A publicist for the actress had no comment about the incident.