We have compiled a quick list of the top 5 female celebrities that look like men. These women certainly look like they are simply men dressed as women. They belong performing a stage review in Vegas. What is interesting is that at one time or another, or in a certain light - they can be very hot...but as Austin Powers said - "She's a man, baby!"

1. Jennifer Garner: Probably the most controversial of our choices, but her jaw line is epic, and she could kick our asses.

2. Jessica Simpson: If folks would take their eyes off her chest, they would see she looks like a boxer. James Bond called - he wants his chin back.

3. Madonna: A mouth like a hockey player. Maybe she is just hideously ugly.

4. Hilary Swank: They have tried hard to glam her up in this picture, but let's face it, her best and most convincing role was as a woman pretending to be a man...

5. Sarah Jessica Parker: The Queen Mother of mannish female celebrities, Sarah's face has more in common with Arnold Schwarzenegger's than any female celebrity I can think of.