We’re back! Welcome to a new weekly feature at Just Not Trying Anymore - NEW MATH. New math are interesting equations that reveal simple truths.

Today's equation is a simple one, and very obvious: The size of one's Hummer is INVERSLEY proportional to the smallness of your penis. The Larger the Hummer, the smaller the penis.

So the next time some guy in a suit barrels by in his Hummer, just smile and know that he is packing about 2 inches (when erect) behind all that steel.

We also have a team of scientists working around the clock on an equation for female Hummer drivers. Signs point to a "The larger the Hummer, the greater the fear of her own sexuality" equation.