Northern California -- Lost film footage from the post-apocalyptic classic "Mad Max" was discovered yesterday in the film's star, Mel Gibson's, beard. Gibson, who went on to fame and fortune after starring in the low-budget Australian action picture, is also well-known for his controversial, ultraconservative religious beliefs, as well as directing the film "The Passion of the Christ".
Mr. Gibson, who now sports a "Moses-like" beard, was said to be showering for the first time in several months when the noise of water hitting metal startled the actor. His sudden movement jarred loose a film reel that contained lost footage from the "Mad Max" film. We have acquired an exclusive frame which has been reproduced above.
Mr. Gibson has not commented on how the film came to reside in his facial hair, and a spokesperson for the actor said no comment would be forthcoming.